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40歲以上的男人呢?

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,

相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人

! there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男

making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情

Ladies, I apologize.

女士們，請容許我在這兒

For all those men who say,

幫妳們說句公道話 :

'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?',
那些說只想喝 免 費  的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

here's an update for you.

實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有 80%的 女人寧願不結婚

Why?

為什麼呢?

! Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
因為她們終於發現不需要為了 一根香腸

just to get a little sausage!買回整隻豬!!!